What up dawg,   What you been up to?   Oh Yeah well thats cool,   check it out   Me and you,    we been down for awhile right,   We been here and there,    we been pretty tight   Something happened last night that you might get upset about   But hear me out   I didn't mean nothin' by it   I'ma make this quick,    i give your momma this dick   I don't know how it happened   I just know my nuts and   her itch were slappin   I was over there mowin the grass    and i could feel her eyes all up on my ass, And then   I went inside to make a phone call,   And there she was with her titty hangin out her bra   One thing just led to another,   and the next thing you know i'm butt fuckin your mother      Chorus:   Please don't hate me but i been fuckin' your mom loose lately   Please don't hate me   I never said i love the hoe   Please don't hate me but i been fuckin' your mom loose lately   Please don't hate me   Never shoulda trusted a juggalo      Don't hang up i still got more   Your momma gives head like a heroin whore.   I wasn't thinkin how you as my bud   When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the milk dud   We broke out with your grampa's gin and got drunk   I fucked her with a bowlin pin   She was freaky her nipples look like peanuts   Your mom is one of my favorite sluts   She likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick   wtih one big lick   She calls me her big teddy bear   Growl, I chase her around in my underwear   I'll admit i like spankin her butt   I used your sock though to catch my nut   Don't worry i put it back   I knew i better, thats prolly why yo toes been stickin together      Chorus      Please don't hate me   Maybe they call you the termihater   Please don't hate me   If this was a swamp, you'd be an allihater   Please don't hate me   You could use a cold glass of haterade   Please don't hate me   sure come on up take the elehater      Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal yo   Its bumpy and grainy,    I like the feel though   And i ain't tryin to diss her either   I'm only sayin i wish she would trim her beaver some.   Every hair is like a foot long   Bitch looks like a warewolf wearin a thong sometimes   Its alright with me though    I don't mind as long as i can locate the V hole   And your dad's so dumb   He's knowin nothig here   I'm stuffin her muffin   Not to mention the pickle buffin   And i hope me and you are still cool   I'm spendin the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow   And we plan on fuckin again   Alright, i'll talk to later, Peace Eminem    OOOOh, Jesus, somebody got fucked up nigga      Chorus (til fades)