Watching TV talk shows is a lot of fun.    I like it when they always have on    people who are shooting guns    Inbred couples from West Virginia,    inbred people, who want to kill you!       I saw a story about a man    who was fucking his daughter,    and his wife was fucking her mother...    it was the kind of thing    that'd make you want to shoot up!       Tonight's gonna be a really good time    I'm gonna go out    and get really fucking high    I'll shoot some guns,    I'll drive around in my car,    you know I'll probably end up    at the fucking bar    And while I'm there I'm gonna,    get real high,    I'm gonna kick some ass,    I'm gonna fuck shit up!!!!       I'll kick you in your fucking teeth    if you get in my way... because    I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!!    and I don't want you there!    No, you'll    Be at home watching your TV set    You've got your hand holding    your fucking dick,    and you're cumming    in your fucking mouth... O.K.