Sit with me in the gutter for a while   Come on, come on   Just give it a try   Most people die in their beds you say   If we stay on our feet we might get away         Red dye #40   They're taking you to court here   You're a third rate, first date is clear         I'm a man on the move or a man on the make   Just deal me out I'll get what I can take   Red dye #40   They're taking you to court here   You're a third rate, first date is clear         Standing with my black socks on   Looking just like a [busted john]   From the [mad hat] to the stand up franks   Now the walk to your door doesn't seem like the thanks   Now you're gone, gone like cotton candy   Well the butcher paper comes in handy         Red dye #40   They're taking you to court here   You're a third rate, first date is clear         Red dye #40   They're taking you to court here   You're a third rate, first date is clear   It's so clear