There's a smell you can't find nowhere else    It's sick and sweet   If there's a hell that's sent that there will dwell   Getting sugar from a sugar beet   Well, all the way through clay county, 29, to grand forks that ranked perfume   Yeah, she's up in Kandiyohi   The long distance makes here memory grow weak   You don't believe what you said   The truth will make you swear a blue streak         Yeah, I hear she's engaged   I didn't mean to ruin you week   But you won't like what you find there   Kandiyohi   Yeah, all your letter they're unopened   And all your calls are going unreturned   Yeah, you think you'd get the picture   Oh, man you'll never learn   Well, i tried to warn you   You drive there to find out just the same    Yes, you will   You won't like what you find there   Kandiyohi---Kandiyohi         Angels above, drive the devil down below   Yeah, you pray that you have her    now she's starting to show   Well, I hear she's getting married and moving up to Fargo   But, you won't like what you find there   Kandiyohi---Kandiyohi, HEY