Once two individuals walked in a room   One looked at the other    but he doesn't know what to do   He'd better figure out his plan so   If he succeeds, he'll get what he needs   So he builds up the nerve to go   And talk to the girl    that he's been burning for   And he says, with a slightly boyish grin   I know that this sounds weird,    but you've just got to hear   I've got this fantasy,    just between you and me   Where we could spend the    night and all of the day   Doing all the things I just can't say   And in my fantasy, your kiss is heavenly   So I try to figure out any possible way   To make my fantasy come true one day   She politely denies his invitation   Just then another one hits the floor   One down and one to go   This time he must be smooth,    or he'll be pulling root   So he says please   Can I just buy you a drink    and I'll show you   That I'll do anything for one kiss   But before let me tell you this