well i know a girl and her name is joanie   she tries to be cool but she acts so funny   and if she had a clue she'd trade it all away   she's not as pretty as she'd like to be   so she signed up for cosmetic surguery   'cause the doctor said she wouldn't feel a thing      she went into the wrong room   and i don't think she'll be walking   anytime soon, no      joanie well she's got a problem   problem what to say   she's gonna try to stop to rehabilitate   to get her messed up life back straight   she's got a problem now      she just wanted a tummy tuck a cute button nose and some lyposuction   to look like one of those snotty power girls   she looked in the mirror and shut her eyes real tight   'cause what was lookin' back was lookin' more like   jerry lewis than geri haliwell      she went into the wrong room   and i don't think she'll be smiling   anytime soon, no      she's had some bad years before   but they were always ones we could ignore   she's headin' straight the wrong way now   she's no prom queen now