I have heard among this clan   You are called the forgotten man   Know what they're saying, well, did you evah?   What a swell party this is      And have you heard the story of   A boy, a girl, unrequited love   Sounds like pure soap opera   I may cry   Tune in tomorrow   What a swell party this is      What frills, what frocks   What broads   What furs, what rocks   They're bootiful   Why I've never seen such gaiety   Neither have I   It's all just too, too risque really      This French champagne   Domestic   So good for the brain   That's what I was going to say   You know you're a brilliant fellow?   Why thank you   Pick up jack, but please don't eat that glass my friend      Have you heard about dear Blanche?   Got run down by an avalanche   No   Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl you know   Got up and finished 4th   The kids got guts   Having a nice time? Grab a line      Have you heard that Mimsie Starr   Oh, what now   She got pinched in the Astor bar   Sloshed again, eh?   She was stoned   Well, did you evah?   Never   What a swell party this is      Hey, check out that act   That's a lovely dress   You think I can talk her out of it?      It's great   Aah, it's great   So grand   So grand   It's wonderland      We sing   Oh, we sing   So rare   So rare   Like old Camembert   Like baba au rhum   Don't dig that kind of crooning chum      Have you heard? It's in the stars   Next July we collide with Mars   Well, did you evah?   What a swell party, a swell party   A swelligant, elegant party this is      I drink to your health   Naw, let's drink to your wealth   You're my bon ami   Hey, that's French   A liberty fraternity      Have you heard? It's in the stars   Next July we collide with Mars   Well, did you evah?   What a swell party, swell party   Swelligant, elegant party this is