I have heard among this clan    You are called the forgotten man    (Is that what they're sayin')    Well, did you evah!    What a swell party this is    And have you heard the story of    A boy, a girl, unrequited love    (Sounds like pure soap opera - I may cry)    What a swell party this is    What frails    What cocks    What broads    What jocks    What furs - they're beautiful    Why I've never seen such yuppity!    Neither did I    It's all just too swellegant    This French champagne (domestic)    So good for the brain    That's what I was gonna say    Well you know you're a brilliant fellow    Thank you I am    Drink up Jim    So have you ever been out to L.A. lately?    Well no not recently    Well I went there 'n' had a renta car 'n' all    Oh really!    I got invited to Pia's house Pia Zadora's house    Really was that nice?    Well I didn't go    Oh!    It woulda been swell though    Shoulda gone    It woulda been elegant    Elegant    Oh! Wait, look. Look who's comin' in now    I hear they dismantled Pickfair    It wasn't elegant enough    Probably full of termites    Yeah    It's great, it's grand    Wah wah wah wah wah wha wah wah    Wonderland    La la la la la la la la la la la lahhh    We sing, so rare    Like old Camembert    Have you heard the dying star    She got bit in the Astra bar    (Soused again)    Well did you evah!    What a swell party this is    Have you heard- it's in the stars    Next July we collide with Mars    Well did you evah!    What a swell party    What a swell party    What a swell party    What a swellegant    Elegant, party    Smarty,    Party    A Smarty party    I am a Smarty    You are a smarty for coming to this party    Yeah that's right    Now piss off!!!    That's clever I like that one.