Debbie: i have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man.   Iggy: is that what they're saying? well, did you evah!   Both: what a swell party this is!      Iggy: and have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, unrequited love?   Debbie: sounds like pure soap opera. i may cry.   Iggy: aw...   Both: what a swell party this is!      Iggy: what frails!   Debbie: what cocks!   Iggy: what broads!   Debbie: what jocks...   Iggy: what furs! they're beautiful!   Debbie: why, i've never seen such...   Both: yuppity!   Debbie: neither did i.   Iggy: it's all just too...   Both: swellegant!      Debbie: this french champagne...   Iggy: (domestic!)   Debbie: so good for the brain.   Iggy: that's what i was gonna say!   Debbie: well, you know you're a brilliant fellow.   Iggy: thank you, i am!   Debbie: hehe, drink up jim.      Iggy: so... have you ever been out to l.a. lately?   Debbie: well no, not recently.   Iggy: well, i went there and had a rent-a-car and all...   Debbie: oh, really?   Iggy: yeah and i got invited to pia's house... pia zadora's house...   Debbie: really? oh.   Iggy: yeah.   Debbie: was it nice?   Iggy: well, i didn't... i didn't go!   Debbie: oh! hehe.   Iggy: it woulda been swell though!   Debbie: shoulda gone!   Iggy: it woulda been elegant!   Debbie: elegant.   Oh wait, look... look who's coming in now... can you believe it?   Iggy: ...i hear they dismantled pickfair.   Debbie: they did.   Iggy: it wasn't elegant enough. hehe!   Debbie: yeah. probably full of termites.   Iggy: yeah.      Both: it's great!   It's grand!   Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wonderland!   La la la la la la la la la la la la la.   We sing so rare, like old camembert.      Iggy: have you heard the dying star - she got bit in the astar bar.   Debbie: sauced again! well, did you evah...   Both: what a swell party this is!      Have you heard?   It's in the stars.   Next july we collide with mars.   Well did you evah!      What a swell party.   What a swell party.   What a swellegant elegant, (sm) party...   Debbie: smarty?   Iggy: party... yeah!   Debbie: a smarty party?   Iggy: i am! a smarty! i'm pretty smart!   Debbie: you are a smarty for coming to this party.   Iggy: yeah, that's right!   Debbie: well piss off.   Iggy: hehehe, that's good! i like that.