Well a woman I love is named Ramona   She kinda looks like Tempest Storm   And she can dance like little Egypt   She works down at the snake farm         Chorus:      Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty   Snake Farm – well it pretty much is   Snake Farm – it's a reptile house   Snake Farm – Uuuggghhhhh......         Well Ramona's got a keen sense of humor   She got a tattoo down her arm   It's of a python eatin' a little mouse   Wearin' a sailor hat that says snake farm      Chorus      I asked Ramona how come she works there   She says it's got it's charms   Nothing to do in the winter   Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm      Chorus      Well Ramona likes her malt liquor   And a band from Wales thats called The Alarm   She said she cried when they broke up   She still plays their records at the snake farm      Chorus      Sometimes Ramona calls me up   And says come on down here, it's getting warm   She runs everybody off   And we...you know...it's a snake farm      Chorus      Chorus