I'm getting ready for the function at the junction   Brother, you'd better come on right now   Because everybody's gonna be there   Got people comin' from everywhere      We got Ling Ting Tong from China   Long Tall Sally from Carolina   We got 007, the private eye   And he's bringin' all the guys from 'I Spy'      Tell one, tell all   We gonna have a ball      Tell 'em 'bout the function at the junction   Sister, you'd better come on right now   Talkin' 'bout that function at the junction   Brother, you'd better come on right now      We serving egg foo yung and barbecue   We got chicken dumplings and kidney stew   We gonna make big fun till the break of the dawn   I'ma shake your tailfeather, shoot it [Incomprehensible] run      Hold a shotgun on the rooster, dare him to crow   Tell anybody sleepin', say get out on that floor      Tell one, tell all   We gonna have a ball      Tell 'em bout the function at the junction   Sister, you'd better come on right now   Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction   Brother, you'd better come on right now      We got soul brothers, Jitterbugs, hip cats with crazy hats   Pretty girls with pretty smiles, all decked out in the latest styles   Memphis Slim and Guitar Jim, Betty Boop and ooo-boop-e-doop   Mohair Sam from Alabama, Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats      Gravitatin' hip-shakin' cuties now   Talkin' 'bout some fascinatin', devastatin' beauties now   They all be gathering here from far and near      For the function at the junction   Sister, you'd better come on right now   Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction   Brother, you'd better come on right now      I'm getting' ready for the function at the junction   Sister, you'd better come on right now   Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction   Brother, you'd better come on right now   For the function at the junction