My mommy told me   If I were goody   That she would buy me   A rubber dolly      I got some energy to burn   It makes me jumpy and nervous   But I'm too damn old to join the military service   Hup two, three, four      I got to hit my baby on a Saturday night   You know the devil made me do it   I know it wasn't right      Like a loco mosquito   'Round and 'round and 'round I go   And when I'm hungry   Down I go      Please Mr. Custer I don't wanna go   Spend my night in a bar with some stupid dodo   I'm sick of hanging 'round with old transvestites   They stare at my rubbers, it makes me uptight      And here I go   In love again   Here I go, oh wo wo   Like a loco mosquito      Loco mosquito   Loco mosquito   Herohito      I got some energy to burn   But you always want to tap it   You're busy sucking on my gas tank   Before I can tap it      Like a loco mosquito   'Round and 'round and 'round I go   And when I'm hungry   Down I go, oh      Loco mosquito   Loco mosquito