Size of the mosquito bite on her face   Swelled up to the size of a great big bite   Like a boxer after a fight      She won't go out see her friends   Say they don't love her anymore   She's insecure   Well I wouldn't have guessed      Ain't it strange where we come from   I do hope my friends love me for more than just my shining blue eyes   And my vocal roar      Do not air your political views   With Reg around, you're bound to lose   He won't talk to you if you wear blue jeans   Blue jeans   That's extreme      Hot dog, feel the pain   You look sick   I'll look the other way   Hot dog, what a shame   Look so cool   But you all look the same      What's gone wrong with looking over your shoulder   Your beautiful song will bowl me right over in pain      John felt he was so detached   He spilt jam on his three piece suit   He really lost his rag   He went mad, he went mad      Martine won't be seen in public   With her Mum who's just hypnotic   There she's judged by who she's with   And the company she keeps   The company she keeps      Ain't it strange where we come from   I do hope my friends love me for more than just my shining blue eyes   And my vocal roar   And my charming disposition