Stick up, hands in the air   You move, you lose, 'cause the Ice don't care   No chance to run, don't shout   Flinch an inch I'm gonna take you out      Grand Larcenist, soloist, felonist, vocalist   Crime's my rhyme but here's a new twist   I ain't here for your gold, bro, all I want is the show   This is Grand Larceny      Grand Larceny   Grand Larceny   Grand Larceny      I lay low for a show and then I go   Steal the motherfucker then we count the dough   It's kinda like robbin' but it's legally done   And now days if it ain't legal I don't fuck around      I get my thrill when I ill and a jam is filled   With ten thousand screamin' people now that's the pill   Who's gonna dog the set? The Ice will   And once I'm in effect it's overkill      Kinda like a hold-up, all the tickets sold up   And then the black stretch limo cold rolls up   And then the posse breaks high off the Cold Duck   And then I set the mic to show destruct   Even if we open up, that don't mean nothing      I rock the rhymes.E does the cuttin'   Call it show nappin' I take a hostage a night   Dog shit and break out on the next flight   This is Grand Larceny      Grand Larceny      I'm a kleptomaniac when a jam is packed   You can fight all night but you'll still get jacked   By the show stealer, crime rhyme dealer   Rap king pin, L.A. big-wheeler      Got a posse so strong they could lift a tank, rob a bank   But now we steal shows the cops say thanks   Breathe easy 'cause the Syndicate deep   Before we start rappin', they got no sleep   This is Grand Larceny      Grand Larceny      Just give me a beat, give me a stage to stand on   I know that none y'all ever planned on   A dude from L.A. who could rock shit this way   Have his record go gold with no radio play      But it happened, the Ice is rappin'   Just listen to my fans that are clappin'   Or come to my show, get in the front row   And watch me steal the motherfucker before your ass can say "Ho"      I'm like a time bomb but I'm a rhyme bomb   Spray the whole audience with napalm   Or something just as hot, I'll bust a rhyme, why not?   Rap hittin' so hard,you'll think you shot      I'll take a show and abduct it, stone cold house it   If it gets wild with gasoline I'll douse it   Set it ablaze and then I'll stomp it out   Many burnt emcees know what I'm talkin' about      This is Grand Larceny      Promoters on my tail now, 'cause they billed me low   Here I am 'bout to steal another show   So they turn my mic down, fuck up my audio sound   But too late, we just dogged another town      Rappin' like a Mac 10, as soon as I begin   The only way to stop the stealin' is throw me in the pen   But that will never happen, 'cause I'm just cool rappin'   My Larceny is legal so sorry Captain      I would never steal a rap   But I'll steal a show in a minute, it's as simple as that   An interstate crook, my pistol's my rhyme book   Any show that I'm on is a show that's took      Better watch my left hook or your jaw will get shook   If my posse gets mad, it's best you book   From the Grand Larcenist, Ice T is my name   Got a rap like a mac and a game he same      Grand Larceny   Grand Larceny   Grand Larceny