[Intro]   ['Big Worm' talking]   Yeah that's cool   Er, everything closed so we just   We might as well just go straight to the hotel   And just get some rest   Let me slide this dick up on in ya      [Verse 1]   [Ice Cube]   If I was fucking you right about now   You'd have a dick stuck in you (yeah)   Have to go brag to your fucking crew   On how this rap nigga dick you down   Kendo passed them guts and didn't have to kick you down   Who this bitch nigga wit' you now?   Do we know about your X-files?   And your sex styles?   And all the niggaz that you think about fucking   And all the shit you know you really wanna do when we buzz it (hahaha)   [K-Mac]   If I was fucking you, shit, it'd be like drama (yeah)   And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)   So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright   You're cute as fuck, plus that ass is tight (hype)   Get the fuck on 'fore these niggaz start to fight   I can see it in your eyes, you wanna fuck tonight   Give Herden everything, she got a fool in love (fool)   Gave it up to me and gangsta after the club   [Mr Short Khop]   If I was fucking you, I'd be pakin the piss   The horny weight dick gettin' laid is for chips   Bitch I'm tryina' make grits   Him in with the trojan pack 'o six   Hin the gin and juice the mix   No time to pause, gots to drop draws   Prep through a half spankin', breakin' down walls   With tactics, nigga used two proper lactics (double-up)   Hit the twat chopper style   Bang it up back (echo)      [Chorus]   If I was fucking you (echo)   (overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on      [Verse 2]   [Ice Cube]   If I was fucking you, you'd be like fuck everybody   Kill, this pussy yours   Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors   Doin' chores for a nigga   Open doors for a nigga   Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a nigga   At the motelly, got you on your belly   In come morcelli   Niggaz calling K-Mac, bitches calling Kelly   Do it like Arthur Fonzarelli, hit the lights   So we can try to reform these potential dites   [K-Mac]   If I was fucking you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)   Buying nigga shit, that you don't even know (mm)   Credit card maxed out   Bank account tapped out   Writin' bad cheques (hahaha)   When I call you break your neck   You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy   Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me   These buster-ass niggaz make the shit so easy   (He was fucking me?) for sheazly   [Mr Short Khop]   If I was fucking you, I'd let the homies fuck too   Run up in the guts bust nuts and we're through   Hey you feenin'   cooch screamin', heatin' cleanin'   Tag-teamin', suckin' semen (echo)   Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me   With video footage of you giving nigga scully (got you)   Hold it till you've chocked off the bitched and got got   And roll one to smoke, grab my shit and shake my spot      (Chorus)      (Intro)   ['Big Worm' talking]   Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha   Ango urgin', probably be vomiting dick for a week though   Suckin' on semen, hahahahahahah...      Hmmm... be careful what you wish for, you just might get it