(Ian Hunter)      We were morons from the day we were born   We believed every word that you said - boy were we wrong   We're all fat now - on the sofas - mini morons - taking over   Cos we're older now, older now, older now, older now      We were morons - red, white and blue   We were working class kids on the skids - with nothing to do   We're all dead now - in our boxes - holding on to what little we go left   Cos it's over now, over now, over now, over now      Read moron newspapers, watch moron television   All laid on by slimy little, sleazy little, phony little morons   Etonians, Harrovians, think they're the chosen ones   And they poke fun at scruffy little, spotty little, stupid little morons      Ha ha ha ha, look at those morons   Ha ha ha ha, they do nothing but whine   And they're slow all the time   Look at those morons, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind   We can leave them behind, while we're dumbing them down, we'll be robbing them blind      Ah Ah, morons don't matter at all.   No education, no informatioon   Morons are boring, ugly and small   They lower the tone, lets get rid of them all      Will to learn - gone away   Force fed garbage every day   We're the slaves of smarmy little, self important, petty little morons   Oxford - Cambridge - see how the other half live   Steer well clear of lazy little, filthy little, funny little morons      Ha ha ha ha, look at those morons   Ha ha ha ha, they're such terrible types   And they're not very bright - look at those morons   It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right   Let them fight every night, while they're missing the point, we can do what we like      Ah ah, I'm 60 and what have I got   I live in a warzone, surrounded by morons   Don't tell me I'm free when I'm not   Ah ah, abandon hope all who live here   We are the morons that you declared war on   Now everyone's living in fear   We're starving, it's something that needs to be said   We're starving, it's something that needs to be said   We're starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving   Morons can never escape from the fact, they can never escape and we hate you for that   We we're morons - but then again no, no, no!