(ian hunter/mark clarke/hilly michaels)      I got a shower curtain stickin' to my back   And the o'd' cologne sure packs a whack   I got blood on my razor - my face is in shock   'n' my hair hangin' down like a rastaman's locks      I think I'm ready - I'm gettin' ready   Gettin' ready teddy - we're all gonna have fun      I gotta rock 'n' roll - rocket says "you gotta go fast"   'n' the radio's blarin' out a blast from the past   Lucille's in the back screamin' "gimme a break"   Your momma didn't tell you - that's the chance you take      It's oh so sad   When this love is all that we have   To swallow a lifetime away   With so many hours in each day      But calm your foolish heart   Our girlfriend's can't keep us apart   I'm with you every step of the way   Baby - what more can I say      The only problem is   I wanna party - get down - boogie - have a great time   Well it's 36.50 for a room with a view   O' the empire state 'n' the pizza place, too      Lucille's got my body in a total eclipse   She's all lips 'n' hips - you know - one o' those trips   We're gettin' ready - she's gettin' ready   Gettin' ready teddy - we're all gonna have fun