I'm just a whitey from Blighty, heading out west   I got my little green card an' my bulletproof vest   I goin' to New York City, oh, where the buzz is the best   On down the line, down the line      Well, I remember all the good times, me an' Miller enjoyed   Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy   It's so sad you got to change 'cause the change you've got to destroy   Oh, look out Kennedy here I come, a land ahoy-hoy-hoy      All American alien boy   All American alien boy      All American alien boy   All, all American alien boy      Now don't you look down, put your feet on the ground   Don't drown in the big aquarium   Don't walk slow, put on a big show   Don't meat your vegetarian      Don't get slugged, get mugged, get bugged   Or they'll sling you in the jug   Shove you under some rug, I'll give you some drug   Pull out the plug and then      And now they're telling me the hamburger's cheaper than the other   An' this television's cheaper than the other   And they're selling me hot dogs cheaper than the other   An' these pizzas cheaper than the other   And I don't understand all this, 'cause I'm just an all American alien boy      I've got sodium nitrate rotting in my guts   My head's full of ulcers, my lungs are full of butts   My heart wants a transplant, it thinks that I'm nuts   My logic won't open, my eyes won't shut   An' I'm beginning to dig all this, being an all American alien child boy      All American alien boy   All American alien boy      All American alien boy   All American alien boy      Ten bears, two bears, standing bear, plenty bear   Old bear, brave bear, hollow horn bear   Silver knife, spotted tail, yellow hand, red cloud   Red fox, red horse, black kettle   White ghost, white bull, white thunder, white hog   Hold on a minute, gotta frog in my throat      Cochise, alchise, Roman nose, geronimo   Hold on a minute, there's more to go   Sitting fish, bull tall, bull crazy horse, short bull   Low dog, red dog, yellow wolf, low wolf   Loco, victorio, chato, little crow, dead eyes, jak, taza 'n' colorow