Who says I can't get stoned   Turn off the lights and the telephone   Me in my house alone   Who says I can't get stoned      Who says I can't be free   From all of the things that I used to be   Rewrite my history   Who says I can't be free      It's been a long night in New York City   It's been a long night in Baton Rouge   I don't remember you looking any better   But then again I don't remember you      Who says I can't get stoned   Call up a girl that I used to know   Fake love for an hour or so   Who says I can't get stoned      Who says I can't take time   Meet all the girls in the county line   Wait on fate to send a sign   Who says I can't take time      It's been a long night in New York City   It's been a long night in Austin too   I don't remember you looking any better   But then again I don't remember you      Who says I can't get stoned   Plan a trip to Japan alone   Doesn't matter if I even go   Who says I can't get stoned      It's been a long night in New York City   It's been a long time since 22   I don't remember you looking any better   But then again I don't remember you