If I don't love you baby,   grits ain't groceries,   eggs ain't poultry,   and Mona Lisa was a man.      All around the world   I'd rather be a fly   and light on my baby's head,   I'll stay with that   woman 'til I die.   A toothpick in my hand,   I dig a 10-foot ditch   and ride through the jungle   fightin' lions with a switch,   because ya' know I love ya' baby,   well, you know I love you baby,   and if I don't love you baby,   grits ain't groceries,   eggs ain't poultry,   and Mona Lisa was a man.      Well, it's all around the world and I got   blisters on my feet   a-tryin' to find my baby,   a-bring her back to me.   If you see my baby,   I know she'll be convinced.   If it don't send her back to me,   it just    don't make no sense,   because ya' know I love ya' baby,   well, you know I love you baby.   If I don't love you baby,   grits ain't groceries and eggs ain't poultry,   and Mona Lisa was a man.      Well,   all around the world   I never will forget   I lost all my money, my woman and my pet,   but I got to have you baby,   I got to settle for nothin' less,   give up all my good time for the sake of happiness,   because ya' know I love ya' baby,   you know,   you know I love you baby.   If I don't love you baby,   grits ain't groceries,   eggs ain't poultry,   and Mona Lisa was a man.      I said, if I don't love you baby,   grits ain't groceries,   eggs ain't poultry,   and Mona Lisa must-a   Mona Lisa was a man.      Well,   if I don't love ya' baby,   if   I don't love you baby,   if I don't love you baby,   grits ain't groceries,   and eggs ain't poultry,   and Mona Lisa was a man.      Mona Lisa was a man.