To be in Sams Club    You must be fine   All there is to do   Is have a good time      Everyone attends    all casually dressed   an exchange of ideas   for everybody blessed      Sams club charges   a one time fee   none of that, goes to me      Hungry Children   A world apart   Given to them   With generous heart      The benifit    Thats in it for you   Is you can get   Discount groceries too      Lets have a good time   And throw in your hat   Its not a bad time   For the world to get fat      No fighting at Sams   That would be crude   Were here to give   The world more food      You may be wondering   who I am   Forgive me for not saying   My name is Sam      International entities welcome