Oh, well, they'll stone ya when you're tryin' to be so good   Yeah, they'll stone ya just like they said they would   They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home   Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone   But I would not feel so all alone   Everybody must get stoned      Oh, now, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street   They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat   They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor   And they'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door   But I would not feel so all alone   Everybody must get stoned      Oh, now they stone ya when you're at the breakfast table   Yeah, they'll stone ya when you are young and able   They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck   They'll stone ya and then they'll say, good luck   Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone   Oh, everybody must get stoned      They'll stone ya then they'll say that's the end   They'll stone ya then they'll come back again   They'll stone ya when you're ridin' in your car   Oh, they stone ya when you're playin' your guitar   Yes, I would not feel so all alone   Everybody must get stoned      Oh, they'll stone ya when you walk all alone   They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home   They'll stone ya when you're set down in your grave   Oh, they'll stone ya, then they'll say    Hey, you're brave   I would not feel so all alone   Oh, everybody must get stoned