I called that senator   From the White House   I sat in my office and ovulated      A full length mirror   I'm queen for a day      Look up the skirt of our nation   I saw the prime minister   In the shit house   My palace   Is just a Goddamned rest home   I fit the prince   In and out of my schedule      A full length mirror   I'm queen for a day   I'll spend the rest of my years alone      "Before they turned left face   along the bank   each one gave their good   captain a salute   with farting tongue pressed   tightly to his teeth   he blew back with his   bugle of an asshole"      I called the president   In the White House   I sat in my office and ovulated      A full length mirror   I'm queen for a day   etc...