I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks    I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend    Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine    But he's a mouth breather    Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine    But he's a mouth breather    I expect when I return, I return to some sort of order    Such is not the case, no, such is not the case    I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks    I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend    Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine    But he is a mouth breather    I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks    I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend    And in my basement, I found rainin' piss    And in my kitchen, I found my friend deceased