There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano    While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother    While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother    And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano    And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano    Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer    She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system    Says she got some time to stick around    She calls the doctor, said look what I've done    She calls the doctor, said look what I've done    She calls the doctor, said look what I've done    Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap    And then the motel manager comes by    And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his hand    And then he takes a little shit in his hand    And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick