Harry's old man has been away    but now he's back - got home today    It brings me down to see him here    peculiar guy he's kinda queer    Harry's mom is really pissed    she can't recall when last they kissed    she knows he's weird - what he's been doin'    Men and women he's been screwin'       Harry knew something should be done    Harry knew something should be done    Harry knew something should be done    Harry knew and Harry did it!       Weeks ago right after school    Harry found dad nude in the pool    The maid was there giving him head    and Harry wanted to see him dead    Harry's dad's a fuckin' ass and...       Fuckin' ass waxeatin' bastard    Always mean and always plastered    Harry hates that kind of shit,    but Harry knows what dad'll get    Harry's dad fucks dogs and cats    and Harry's dad fucks this and that    and Harry'd dad fucked Harry's brother    but Harry's dad won't fuck Harry's mother