Night after night I tell myself   That I gotta find a way to escape this void   After all is said and done   My resumé's gonna be elegant from now on   You put the strap around your neck   Funny that I'm not dangling up there all along      Sickness will kindly talk to the mind when the mind can't take it anymore   Put on your amazing leotard and learn all you should know      Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution   Ooh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution   Ooh-oh, life left you only seconds to play   Life left you only seconds to play      I never knew you, never will   And if we'd meet I'd probably hate you from the very   Start up a fight, I'd fight you right   But by the end of the night we'd be the ones to hang out   Buy you a drink, a smoke, a pint   Saying that it's gonna be elegant from now on      Sickness will kindly talk to the mind when the mind's got nowhere else to go   Put on your amazing leotard and get on with the show      Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution   Ooh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution   Ooh-oh, life left you only seconds to play   Life left you only seconds to play      Looking like a right potato   Never saw a grimmer look   You tell me I'm a masturbator    So you still know some of the french you took!   And they'll beat you to the ground   Treat you like a hound   Cheat away your money, turn your best friends around   They'll tell you that you're overrated   But still they'll take a closer look   So come down kid, we are all waiting down here...      Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution   Ooh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution   Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution   Yeah-eah! I said it's gonna be a hairspray revolution (ooh)      Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution (ooh)   Ooh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution (come on)   Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution (ooh-oh)   Ooh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution