Spent the last year, Rocky Mountain way   Couldn't get much higher   Out to pasture, think it's safe to say   Time to open fire      And we don't need the ladies cryin'   'Cause the story's sad   'Cause the Rocky Mountain way   Is better than the way we had      Well, he's tellin' us this and he's tellin' us that   Changes it ev'ry day, says, it doesn't matter   Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat   Playin' it play by play, time to change the batter      And we don't need the ladies cryin'   'Cause the story's sad, aha   Rocky Mountain way   Is better than the way we had   Hey, hey, hey