Yeah, hey, what you talkin' about?      I read it in the paper today   Two cats howlin' 'til the break of day   Up on the back fence, they're makin' a play   One stepped across the line, the other blew him away      Up in the morning, down the road 'n I'm gone   Been with my sweetie, we was up all night long   My head is throbbin', man, I gotta find a song   The radio depress me, tell me what's goin' on?      Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go   Headlines, like I really want to know   Headlines, gotta million ways to say   Another crazy day, headlines      I saw it on the 6:30 news   Some freakin' Deacon wearin' Military shoes   He's mad at me, buddy, he's mad at you   He's gonna drop the big one and there's nothin' I can do      Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go   Headlines, like I really want to know   Headlines, gotta million ways to say   Another crazy day, headlines, oh      Just another crazy day   Do, do, do, do      Up on the mountain, man, I'm feelin' alright   Been to the temple and I'm sleepin' at night   Here comes stranger, need a paper to light   Man, he's bustin' with the news about the fightin' tonight      Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go   Headlines, do I really want to know?   Headlines, gotta million ways to say   Another crazy day, headlines      Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go   Headlines, like I really want to know   Headlines, gotta million ways to say   Another crazy day, headlines, oh      Oh, yeah, oh, yeah   Oh, think I'll play, all night