You can cut to the chase   And you know its okay   Coz we only read the headlines   We only read the headlines      Baby get to the point   And quit the full play   We only read the headlines   We only read the headlines anyways      54% of bank robberies take place on a Friday   Women blink nearly twice as much as men   Elvis never ever gave an encore   The number of wars fought between countries   That both have at least one McDonalds is zero   Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest the size of a foot ball field   Is eliminated   Women who read romance novels   Have sex twice as often as those who don’t   Did you know?   A can of diet coke will float in water   While a can of regular coke will sink   The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia   Because one of its stars was a pig   Males on average think about sex   Every 7 seconds   More than 50% of the people in the world have never made   Or received a telephone call   Syphilis has risen 500% in the last six years in London   Why is it that everybody seems to get older?   Except for Cliff Richard      You can cut to the chase   And you know its okay   Coz we only read the headlines   We only read the headlines      Baby get to the point   And quit the full play   We only read the headlines   We only read the headlines anyways      1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia   According to several sources   Dr. Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation   When he made cornflakes   Women are 30% more active during a full moon   Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership   In every single episode of Seinfeld   There’s a superman in at least one scene somewhere   If you weighed all the animals in the world   Hens would be 10% of the total weight      In Minnesota there’s a law   That prevents men from having sex with living fish   Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute   Humans and dolphins are the only species   That has sex for pleasure   Danny deVito is taller than Dolly Parton      You can cut to the chase   And you know its okay   Coz we only read the headlines   We only read the headlines      In the papers on the news   Heavens heard there’s no excuse   In formations everywhere   All you need to know is right here      It’s possible to attend your own funeral   Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals   For up to 37hours following death      We only read the headlines   We only read the headlines   We only read the headlines      You can cut to the chase   And you know its okay   Coz we only read the headlines   We only read the headlines      Baby get to the point   And quit the full play   We only read the headlines   We only read the headlines anyways