Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Thank God, the tiki torch still shines   Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Come on in and open up your mind      I was out on a leave of absence   From any resemblance to reality   I felt like a rocket launched to the great blue yonder   From the boys down at Kennedy      I was driving by his majesty's court hotel   Where the sign said, "Praise his name"   I was tired and alone, I couldn't see too well   But I don't think that he was to blame      Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Thank God, the tiki torch still shines   Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Come on in and open up your mind      There's a full moon over Daytona beach   There's a full moon in my mind   And my suntan dream is still out of reach   And the strip malls are robbing me blind      Well, his name was Mr. Dale Earnhardt   And he drove the black, number three   Now the king is gone but he'll not be forgotten   Nor his like will we ever see      Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Thank God, the tiki torch still shines   Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Come on in and open up your mind      I know a drink ain't no solution   I ain't had one in seventeen years   But if that tiki bar was closed tonight   Well, I might just disappear      Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Thank God, the tiki torch still shines   Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Come on in and open up your mind      Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Thank God, the tiki torch still shines   Thank God, the tiki bar is open   Come on in and open up your mind