I had a girl and she did me wrong    I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long    Split the clouds and divided the sea    Showed the evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be    She didn't call no more nor bother me    My little tiki god make sure I'd live in peace    One day I read they found a body in the river    Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver   I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God   When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble    Had no idea it would cause so much trouble    When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean    There was a rumble, an awful commotion    Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby    He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby    Turned out the god was mean and vicious    Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes   He had a Tiki God... saves him... he had a Tiki God   So when you're caught up in an evil plot    Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots    Your head is spinning and you're fading fast    How long do you think the kind of fun can last    Your luck will change with a simple motion    I found my idol in a bottle on the ocean    Splits the clouds and divides the sea    And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be   You got a Tiki God... saves you... You got a Tiki God