Saturday night he comes home stinkin'   Sunday mornin' she wakes up thinkin'   And thinkin' and thinkin' and thinkin'   Does she need to get the kids dressed to go to church?   He's pulled a shotgun out of the lurch   He heads for the TV room and starts to search   His problems swollen like a river and his reality's shrinkin'   He finds them huddled by the toy box and splatters 'em all   The ken and the midge and the skipper doll   They look like a family but they're really not at all      Well he's sad but he ain't sorry   It ain't the end of the world   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari      He wonders if he ever said "I do"   To that little blonde plastic voodoo   And his mind's gone fishin'   Well it started just as plain as the nose on your face   Now it's in a thousand pieces all over the place   He thought she was drivin' but it's twisted beyond recognition   All the diapers and the tutus and the basketballs   She was givin' them a lift to the promised mall   But somewhere by the TV that V twelve stalled   As he loaded the chamber her eyes got starry      It ain't the end of the world   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari      When they get home from church, won't they be sorry?   He's cornered 'em all on his urban safari   It ain't the end of the world   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari      He's played with cars and guns since he could crawl   Now he wishes he'd never met that doll with her face gone   There wasn't nothing he ever thought about   He couldn't drive through or shoot his way out   As he surveys the family room littered with dolls   He can't find one leg to stand on   He aims the gun at his head now he's startin' to cry   Lookin' for the courage to let it fly   Can't live without his family now that something has died   He's not sure who's hurt, not sure who's sorry      It ain't the end of the world   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari      What he said what he ain't sorry   It ain't the end of the world   It's just the wreck of the barbie Ferrari