I'm just like black Barbie   The life of the party   I light up the TV   Arrested for D-WI's      Sent me to the slammer   Did time without glamor   Time stood still   Without my pain kill pills      Don't need a lawyer   I got Diana Sawyer   She'll interview me and prove   That I'm not guilty      I'm a reformed slut   I'm a much better woman   After the twelve step program   And now I can drink again      Cheers to my publicist   For making me look like an angel   Cheers to the media   I'm back form hell with a story to tell      Before I'd make believe   I'm a celebrity   All the boys wanna get with me   I am too sexy      I'm black Barbie   Up all night having fun   I love to party   Just like the white one      I believe in make believe   I believe in making me   Black Barbie, I love to party   Up all night having fun   Just like the white one      I live the simple life   I am the socialite   I got no appetite   Ain't got no cellulite      Got a disorder   I eat all the time   I'm part Ethiopian   That's why I stay so thin      Yeah, never ever   Had to watch my weight   Just call my publicist   She'll get my story straight      Went from a size 8 to a 0   Just like magic   I'm a weight loss hero      Bon appetite, I promise I eat   I'm a mess in a designer dress   I've been so distressed, I confess   But there's no such thing as bad press      Before I'd make believe   I'm a celebrity   All the boys wanna get with me   I am too sexy      I'm black Barbie   Up all night having fun   I love to party   Just like the white one      I believe in make believe   I believe in making me   Black Barbie, I love to party   Up all night having fun   Just like the white one      Cool, hot, I'm cool, I'm hot   I'm chilling and so slim   I live in a perfect world   I live in a perfect world   I live in a perfect world   I live in a perfect world      Before I'd make believe   I'm a celebrity   All the boys wanna get with me   I am too sexy      I'm black Barbie   Up all night having fun   I love to party   Just like the white one      I believe in make believe   I believe in making me   Black Barbie, I love to party   Up all night having fun   Just like the white one