There probably ain't one woman on Earth   Who hasn't considered this   Men are from another planet   How can we possibly coexist?      They came from Mars   Women came from Venus   We think with our brains   Men think with their penis      Every stereotype   Has a little bit of truth   There's staircase of evidence   If you needed some proof      I?m perplexed by the opposite sex   I'll tell you what's next   Where I'm gonna direct my love   And affection      I'm gonna get with a woman   You know I might as well   I'ma tell every single guy   Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell      Gonna make her my bride   Even though we on the same side   Our lips gonna collide   When we walk down the aisle      Gonna get with a woman   And my ex's will be cryin'   ?Cause the ceremony all set   But it won't be so bad      I don't mean to diss   I know I'll be missed   Anyway, guys like when girls kiss      Friends keep tellin' me younger boys   Will eventually be a problem   I swore off being with older men   Again and again      And I thought of givin' up on   Caucasians, Hispanics and Asians   Exclusively being with men   Of an African descent      I'm beginnin' to understand   I'll never ever be content   In any given element   I'm 100% convinced      I wouldn't need to turn into a lesbian   If me and the boys could just stop   Disagreein' on just about everythin'      I'm gonna get with a woman   You know I might as well   I'ma tell every single guy   Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell      Gonna make her my bride   Even though we on the same side   Our lips gonna collide   When we walk down the aisle      Gonna get with a woman   And my ex's will be cryin'   ?Cause the ceremony all set   But it won't be so bad      I don't mean to diss   I know I'll be missed   Anyway, guys like when girls kiss      I don't care how wrong it's gonna be   But you gonna be all into me   We're gonna be so happy      ?Cause you take what I say seriously   We're gettin' along beautifully   Lovin' me endlessly      Girls kiss girls, we do it so sensually   We turn all the boys   We'll make them go crazy   I'm gettin' my revenge   But how insane it maybe      I'm gonna get with a woman   You know I might as well   I'ma tell every single guy   Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell      Gonna make her my bride   Even though we on the same side   Our lips gonna collide   When we walk down the aisle      Gonna get with a woman   And my ex's will be cryin'   ?Cause the ceremony all set   But it won't be so bad      I don't mean to diss   I know I'll be missed   Anyway, guys like when girls kiss