Girl, you ain't got shit on me   Ain't got shit on NYC   Got nothin? on this city   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Go back to the motherland   Have your mama hold your hand   If you eat your eggs with runny beans   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Judgin? your behavior   And your junkie routine   It's time for you to get clean   And stop creatin? a scene      Girl, you ain't got shit on me   Ain't got shit on NYC   Got nothin? on this city   Save all that cryin? for the queen      There's a recall on all employees   Who behavin? all out of sorts   Who can't hold their liquor   Quicker, ya'll get off my turf      I'll show you who got the curve   Think I'm being territorial?   I'ma get patriotic on ya ass   Stars and stripes actin? all sassy and crass      Class is in session   Please stand for the pledge   All you pretty party girl   Step away from the ledge      Have a seat, so I can begin to teach   Today we're gonna learn   About the word moderation   Liberty and justice   And somethin? like one nation      Girl, you ain't got shit on me   Ain't got shit on NYC   Got nothin? on this city   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Go back to the motherland   Have your mama hold you hand   If you eat your eggs with runny beans   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Judgin? your behavior   And your junkie routine   It's time for you to get clean   And stop creatin? a scene      Girl, you ain't got shit on me   Ain't got shit on NYC   Got nothin? on this city   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Those who know me, know I ain't   No straight lace sober freak   But when it comes time to get the job done   I make sure I'm at least able to speak      Try to give a damn about presentation   Try to make it look like it's not a vacation   People paid to see a show   They didn't just make a kind donation      When you're singin? that song   For the one millionth time   And you're too gone to see   That you no longer shine      You start wishin? for another way   To make your dime   You wanna make a buck in America?   Grab an application and get in line      Girl, you ain't got shit on me   Ain't got shit on NYC   Got nothin? on this city   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Go back to the motherland   Have your mama hold your hand   If you eat your eggs with runny beans   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Judgin? your behavior   And your junkie routine   It's time for you to get clean   And stop creatin? a scene      Girl, you ain't got shit on me   Ain't got shit on NYC   Got nothin? on this city   Save all that cryin?      ?Cause you know you'll be missin?   That same ol? tune   Two weeks what you look like   Every afternoon      Then it comes you?ll be like   Cha ching, cha ching   But minimum wage after taxes is like   You must be fuckin? kiddin?      Girl, you ain't got shit on me   Ain't got shit on NYC   Got nothin? on this city   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Go back to the motherland   Have your mama hold your hand   If you eat your eggs with runny beans   Save all that cryin? for the queen      Judgin? your behavior   And your junkie routine   It's time for you to get clean   And stop creatin? a scene      Girl, you ain't got shit on me   Ain't got shit on NYC   Got nothin? on this city   Save all that cryin? for the queen