In my dreams I have seen   Tales beyond the extreme   In the land of obscene   Some find shelter   God gave back his sanity clause   - Get your friend a dress with claws   And holes to show the flaws   - Oh, he's writing a lovesong      Pardon me, I don't wanna see,   Siamese centerfold buzzing me   Oh no, I don’t wanna know   No siamese creepshow, no      Mummy nun, policeman stunts   Clockwork writing hard-on songs   And curly tales with nothing on   - Maybe I’m getting old   Don’t wanna know where it's done   Don’t wanna know what songs they've sung   Just wanna wake up and be happy   That I'm still young      Pardon me, I don't wanna see,   Siamese centerfold buzzing me   Oh no, I don't wanna know   No siamese creepshow, no      Pardon me, I don't wanna see,   Siamese centerfold buzzing me   Oh no, I don't wanna know   What's going on below   Downstairs at the siamese floorshow..      Pardon me, I don't wanna see,   Siamese centerfold buzzing me   Oh no, I don't wanna know   No siamese creepshow, no      Pardon me, I don't wanna see,   Siamese centerfold buzzing me (oh yeah)   Oh no, I don't wanna know   No siamese creepshow, no..      Pardon me, I don't wanna see,   Siamese centerfold buzzing me (oh yeah)   Oh no, I don't wanna know   No siamese creepshow, no..      I've never felt such great distress   But the lowest crime can become success   Who else would call them lover, say?   Who else would put their back so straight?   But oh, the girl she said she came there for the dancin'..