Well, if you're lookin' for a good time   Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find   The kinda good time you will   Come every Friday, Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grille      Well at the Top Hat Bar and Grille   There is a waitress name of Lil   Well, she's a honky tonky   Little bit chunky, divorcee      She wear them tight hippy hugger slacks   You can believe me when I tell you, Jack   That she's a dancin', prancin', hard romancin'   P I E C E      And she can do the boogie woogie   She can do the boogaloo   And she can do the hootchie cootchie   Oh and she knows how to nasty too      So if you're lookin' for a good time   Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find   The kinda good time you will   Come every Friday, Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grille      Well at the Top Hat Bar and Grille   They got this bouncer name of Gil   Well he a honky tonky   Heavily funky, ex-marine      He wear them skintight body builder shirts   And Jack, he'll knock you out into the dirt   But if you got you no money or you try to get funny   Then mother you gonna see, yeah      That man gonna do the boogie woogie   He gonna do the boogaloo   He gonna do the hootchie cootchie   And he'll be doin' all his dancin' on you      So if you're lookin' for a good time   Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find   The kinda bad time you will   Come every Friday, Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grille      Lookin' for a good time   Lookin' for a bad time      So if you're lookin' for a good time   Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find   The kinda good time you will   Come every Friday, Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grille