And you think you've seen trouble   Well, you're lookin' at the man, ah ha   Oh, the world's own original hard luck story   And a hard time losin' man      Oh, sometimes skies are cloudy   And sometimes skies are blue   And sometimes they say that you eat the bear   But sometimes the bear eats you      And sometimes I feel like I should go   Far far away and hide   'Cause I keep a-waitin' for my ship to come in   And all that ever comes is the tide      And you think you've seen trouble   Well, you're lookin' at the man, ah ha   Oh, the world's own original hard luck story   And a hard time losin' man      Oh, I saved up all my money   I gonna buy me a flashy car   So I go downtown to see the man   And he smokin' on a big cigar      Well, he must've thought I were Rockefeller   Or an uptown man of wealth   He said, "Boy, I got the car that's made for you   And it's cleaner than the Board of Health"      Then I got on the highway   Oh, I feelin' fine, I hit a bump   Then I found I bought a car held together   By wire and a couple a' hunks of twine      And you think you've seen trouble   Well, you're lookin' at the man, ah ha   Oh, the world's own original hard luck story   And a hard time losin' man      Oh, Friday night, feelin' right   I head out on the street   Standin' in the doorway   Was a dealer known as Pete      Well he sold me a dime   Of some super fine dynamite from Mexico   I spent all that night just tryin' to get right   On an ounce of Oregano      And you think you've seen trouble   Well, you're lookin' at the man, ah ha   Oh, the world's own original hard luck story   And a hard time losin' man      And you think you've seen trouble   Well, you're lookin' at the man, ah ha   Oh, the world's own original hard luck story   And a hard time losin' man      And you think you've seen trouble   Well, you're lookin' at the man, ah ha   Oh, the world's own original hard luck story   And a hard time losin' man      And you think you've seen trouble   Well, you're lookin' at the man, ah ha   Oh, the world's own original hard luck story   And a hard time losin' man