He's pining for her    In a people carrier    There might be buildings and pretty things to see like that    But architecture won't do    Although it might say a lot about the city or town    I don't care what they've got keep on turning them down    It don't say the funny things she does    Don't even try and cheer him up, because    It just won't happen       He's got the feeling again    This time on the aeroplane    There might be tellys in the back of the seats in front    But Rodney and Del won't do    Although it might take your mind off the aches and the pains    Laugh when he falls through the bar    But you're feeling the same    'Cause she isn't there to hold your hand    She won't be waiting for you when you land       It feels like she's just nowhere near    You could well be out on your ear    This thought comes closely followed by the fear    And the thought of it    Makes you feel a bit ill       Yesterday I saw a girl    Who looked like someone you might knock about with    And almost shouted    And then reality kicked in within us    It seems as we become the winners    You lose a bit of summat    And half wonder if you won it at all       And don't say 'owt 'cause you've got no idea    And she's still nowhere near    And the thought comes closely followed by the fear    And the thought of it    Makes you feel a bit ill       Despair in the departure lounge    It's one and they'll still be around at three    No signal and low battery    What's happened to me