She said she likes hard candy   I said, yeah, who doesn't   She likes the little candy is her favorite   With the little hearts with all the words on them like hug me, kiss me, and miss you, and cutie pie   And I said, If I get those things then maybe tonight, you'll be mine   She said you're a complete idiot   Because it's almost midnight on Valentines day, and I haven't got one damn candy   I said took her hand, brushed back her hair, and I sang to her   I said, I know a place that's open up all night, Valentine, Valentine, valtentine