She hates my mama   She hates my daddy too   She loves to tell me   She hates the things I do   She loves to lie beside me   Almost every night   She's no lady she's my wife      The preacher asked her   And she said I do   The preacher asked me   And she said yes he does too   And the preacher said   I pronounce you 99 to life   Son she's no lady she's your wife      And I can't remember   How I met her   Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm   And I can't remember   How I ever   Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm      And even though   She loves the smell of French perfume   And even though   She walks around in high-heel shoes   All I know   Is I'm the one who pays her price   Man she's no lady she's my wife      And I can't remember   How I met her   Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm   And I can't remember   How I ever   Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm      Yea she hates my mama   She hates my daddy too   She loves to tell me   She hates the things I do   She loves to lie beside me   Almost every night   She's no lady she's my wife