slap my baby on the   make it happy   slap my baby on the   make it fun   slap my baby on the   make it happy   i'm a happy son-of-a-gun      well i'm going to the grocery   on the corner   for to buy me a coke and some gum   well i'm going to the grocery   on the corner   i'm a drinking, chewing son-of-a-gun      well i whistle when i'm walking   in the summer   well i whistle in the spring    and the fall   well i whistle when i'm walking   in the winter   or else i don't go walking at all      you know i wake up early   in the morning   you know i work until my day is done   you know when i come home late   in the eveving   i'm a happy son-of-a-gun