[Originally by the Gonads]      Don't know who I insulted maybe it was you   Drinks I had resulted in a tirade or two   I went down town to get into trouble   I accomplished that   Drank some drinks flew off the handle    Right off of the bat      Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner   And after dinner drinks   Before I chunder help me Rhonda   Look for my cufflinks   Come with me and you will see that it will be alright   Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight      Sometimes when I drink too much   The next day I can't think   Sometimes when I drink too much   The next day I can't drink   Sometimes when I drink too much   I feel like throwing up   Sometimes when I drink too much   I can not get it up      Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner   And after dinner drinks   Before I chunder help me Rhonda   Look for my cufflinks   Come with me and you will see that it will be alright   Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight      Say a drink will shrivel my liver and also wreck my voice   My hero is Lenny Miller and I like Yootha Joyce   Know a cozy little joint where you and I could romp   Let us spend the last weekend at the wrong end of a stomach pump      Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner   And after dinner drinks   Before I chunder help me Rhonda   Look for my cufflinks   Come with me and you will see that it will be alright   Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight