Start this night out right so I don't fall on my face   I got some red necks wit me ready to get drunk and shot da gauge   They got 6 shots of Tequila and half a bottle of Bacardi   The bottle came from onions coat when we left the bonfire party      They constantly askin' fo more and tryin' to pour me up a shot   Incredible hulk mixed with vodka and a skotch on the rocks   Crown Royal with coke a bud light my eye balls afloat   So much fuckin' liquid in me, I got to hit da pisser fo sho      Keepin' up wit hill billys actin' silly drunker then shit   This might compare to my smokin' song but pimpin' this is not it   This is my drinkin' song so you know wut you got to do   Drink twelve or twenty-one or wut eva you do but don't stop at two      This is my drinkin' song   And there ain't no rules, wut you waitin' on   Pop a bottle, pour your self a shot or even brew your own   If you're goin' to drink, might as well drink until you hit the floor   Afta you hit the floor, get yo ass up and pour a couple mo      This is my drinkin' song   And there ain't no rules, wut you waitin' on   Pop a bottle, pour your self a shot or even brew your own   If you're goin' to drink, might as well drink until you hit the floor   Afta you hit the floor, get yo ass up and pour a couple mo      Aight, I'm alright, listen to my words, I have dranken up half the bar   And still yet a swurl I heard   I looked down at red neck, he look like he was about to hurl   Brother Robby actin' similiar but was spinnin' like the world      Now real rednecks can get drunk like some shit I've neva seen   Ten shots bud lights fo chasin' and ready for round eleventeen   Demolition derbys at the races rodeos and hill streets   When ever legal liqour sold white folks will meet      But we all want to get fucked up and when I say we   I'm talkin' about every nationality on this G L O B E   And some do, some don't, some might like it, some won't   I'll tell you wut, I love this so much, I'm fucked up right now      This is my drinkin' song   And there ain't no rules, wut you waitin' on   Pop a bottle, pour your self a shot or even brew your own   If you're goin' to drink, might as well drink until you hit the floor   Afta you hit the floor, get yo ass up and pour a couple mo      This is my drinkin' song   And there ain't no rules, wut you waitin' on   Pop a bottle, pour your self a shot or even brew your own   If you're goin' to drink, might as well drink until you hit the floor   Afta you hit the floor, get yo ass up and pour a couple mo      We jump in Slappa's car, don't worry this fool wasn't driven   The outcome would've been ridiculous and we wouldn't've survived   Believe it or not I was the most sober of the five of us   Liquor in me got to piss again I feel like I'm 'bout to bust      Good thing we got out the exit fo me to handle my buisness   I jumped out to drain my lizard and God as my witness   I see a truck load of moonshine hiding behind some trees   Wit the keys in it and nobody around, no one but me      This mean, we can get drunker and crunker   And make us some cheese from Mariana, Arkansas   Through the woods back to Tennessee   This event start anotha good ol'boy fraiser drinkin' day   In the back of a chevelle, pick up shootin' of this daze      This is my drinkin' song   And there ain't no rules, wut you waitin' on   Pop a bottle, pour your self a shot or even brew your own   If you're goin' to drink, might as well drink until you hit the floor   Afta you hit the floor, get yo ass up and pour a couple mo      This is my drinkin' song   And there ain't no rules, wut you waitin' on   Pop a bottle, pour your self a shot or even brew your own   If you're goin' to drink, might as well drink until you hit the floor   Afta you hit the floor, get yo ass up and pour a couple mo