I watch porno in the day I watch porno at nightI'm a terminal case and I love my plightSome say I'm sick I say I'm alrightAll I do is fess up while they keep it out of sightIt's my own religion my own kind of heavenBig ole schlongs goin' into little womenAll for me to see on the color screenBonerville, Arizona, you know what I meanCHORUSI need pornoI need pornoMagazines yeah you know I've got 'emFull'a young naked women with young naked bottomsMy name is House the albino mouseI always read Penthouse never read ProustI got every single issue of Bondage QuarterlyAll but one of Gay Night OrderliesI read the best I read the rest and now I confessI got a life subscription to Enema DigestCHORUSI'm not afraid to admit to my addictionI like to watch two people use frictionBig black Mama Jama or Ginger LynnI like to watch it go in and out againOn the video fast or slow-moI can unwind to a good porno showMy girlfriend she gets so uptightWhen I call her and I tell her it's porno nightCHORUS-----------------------------------------------------------