Fe fi fo fumTell me where do you come from?They call me Butthouse man'Cause that's my nameI'm a butt connoisseur and I have no shameI rate 'em on size and shape and suchBut the final test is the test of touchI'm a true blue pro no average joeI keep my eyes open everywhere I goSo if you're talkin' 'bout chicks and what they got down belowJust ask 'ole House 'cause I'm in the knowCHORUSButt-butt funkin'Butt-butt funkin'When butts are headed in my directionI slip around back for a closer inspectionI size them all up with no sign of detectionAnd I swoop on in and I make a selectionSome big some small some ain't quite roundSome as big as me nearly pound for poundSome smooth as silk with no sign of wearAnd some got pimples and some got hairCHORUSShout it out, sing about I just can't live withoutWigglin' jigglin' butts in my living roomLong pants and short pantsThey're best when in no pantsI'm in the mood for a stinky string romanceFe fi fo fumTell me where do you come from?There's nothing so fine and nothing so fairAs a hot sticky thing with a tight derriereLet me tell you 'bout my trip to the south of FranceThe women down there they never wear pantsBy hook by crook or happenstanceI'll be headed back just give me half a chanceWhen I'm lying on the beach I couldn't help but stareAt all the merchandise the girls had laid bareLying on my front so no one could seeThose bare bottom bitches put a boner on meCHORUS-------------------------------------------------------------