Do you think, everything   Everyone, is going mental?   It seems to me that it's spiraling   Outta control and it's inevitable      Now don't you think, this time is yours   This time is mine? It's temperamental   It seems to me, we're on all fours   Crawling on our knees, someone help us please      Oh Jesus Christ almighty   Do I feel alright? No not slightly   I wanna get a flat, I know I can't afford it   It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage      Well it's very funny cos I got your f***in' money   And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit   Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble   I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles      Oh yes, I'm fine   Everything's just wonderful   I'm having the time of my life      Don't you want something else?   Something new, than what we've got here   And don't you feel it's all the same?   Some sick game and it's not insincere      I wish I could change the ways   Of the world, make it a nice place   Until that day, I guess we stay   Doing what we do, screwing who we screw      Why can't I sleep at night?   Don't say it's gonna be alright   I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese   And not feel bad about it for days and days and days      In the magazines they talk about weight loss   If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss   Oh no it's not the life that I chose   But I guess that's just the way that things go      Oh yes, I'm fine   Everything's just wonderful   I'm having the time of my life      Oh yes, I'm fine   Everything's just wonderful   I'm having the time of my life      Ba ba ba   Ba ba ba      Oh Jesus Christ almighty   Do I feel alright? No not slightly   I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it   It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage      It's very funny cos I got your f***in' money   And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit   Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble   I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles      Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go   I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles   Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go   I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles