Ladies and Gentlemen!    Yes my fine gentlemen friends   Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics    Called Left Pimping   Everybody turn to Left Pimping   Now as you can see   It's located in a region near your man   Called untitled space      If it's your man   Then why the hell is he chillin' in my ride (why)   He told you he was faithful   The nigga must have lied (precisely)   The nigga must have tried   Just to abide   Your commitin' stride   He put that shit aside   When I spread that like fungus (lesson number one)   If size came with age   He's far from the youngest   That brother's humongous   Oh how the hell his tongue is (number two)   Adoring cunnalingus   How I run this ruckus (how I bring it like this)   It's jammin' like Smuckers   Fuck this   Wonderin' why he ask for cash   When holidays arrive   But time is money    And his pockets don't survive   I'm quite the investment   Hot and incandescent   Cristal eporvesence (Y'all do Moet)   Makes my smile go crescent   I be big pimpin'   Try to stop my intentions   I think you're whipped      Chorus:   You be   Trippin' trippin' trippin'   On how your man be dippin'   Stop slippin' slippin'   Stay Left Pimpin'   You'll be wishin' wishin'   Lippin' lippin' lippin'   Stop bitchin' bitchin'   And do the Left Pimpin'   Trippin' trippin' trippin'   On how your man be dippin'   Stop slippin' slippin'   Stay Left Pimpin'   You'll be wishin' wishin'   Lippin' lippin' lippin'   Stop bitchin' bitchin'   And do the Left Pimp      My pops said   Once you give a chick   All the dick you stuck   So I give 'em half   And try to stay one step up    Now you gotta know that I carry   My game tight   I'm tryin' to meet ya, feed ya,    Fuck ya the same night   Beat it now the daylight   Mean tongue want me to see what it taste like?   I know you do   But I'm a pimp first   Watch what you ask for   Half Hispanic chicks call me Cockerspaniel   Samples ain't free (uh uh)   Born Brett Pimp   For some of this here   You gots to pay me   Don't' love y'all broads   Let y'all tongue massage this dick   Also balls   Give you back shots and big 4-door cars   Love how your head bob up and down like see-saws   See Ma I want you to understand somethin'   A man's compelled to be with more than 1 woman   As long as I keep u cummin' you shouldn't complain   You do you, I do me   Simple and plain   Fam mover   Hit hard like Zab Juda   Mack come on   I wrote the script with Mack Jr.      Chorus      Did I forget to mention (listen up now)   Don't mean to be bitchin'   But I'm short of Benjamin   If you a lame hoe   Lend ya man   So my regimen produces regiments   Of many men   Of many skins   From Black, Caucasian, Hispanic, Asian kin   If your body right, mind right   Pockets can't be tight (write it down)   Where you goin' tonight?   Where the moon is bright   Fly away hoe   Take flight   Outta sight   'cause money on the side helps from outside   Reside in the ride chauffer   Well I'll drive   With rims that be nice   More Benz than rice   System's too nice   Them new purple headlights be too bright   Engine of might   That scream like a bitch   About to lose they life   All these things come about   Due to the clout   These niggas I scout   Standin' strong and stout   I bring out a spout   'cause there's no drought    When the loot flow out   (Come on)   (Yeah)   (Huh)   (Left pimpin')      Chorus      Now as we bring this class to a close   There is one last thing that we must review everybody   Alright, it's called the Left Pimp Dance   Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front   Leeeeeean to the left   And dip   Come on y'all dip   Do the Left Pimp   Come on    Everybody dip   Do the Left Pimp   Yeah yeah yeah   Dip   Do the Left Pimp   Come on   You ain't skippin' you ain't pimpin'   Come on   Do the left pimp   Yeah   You ain't kickin' you ain't pimpin'   Get it up   Do the left pimp