There I was laying down smoking grass   Feeling sexy in the sun   Just sunning my buns in the sun   Just doing it [because]   Playing with myself   Out in the sun      I was pretty far out   As I started to shout   When a dildo from mars   Swinging from a cloud   Came rushing down   Landing the ground   I was freaking out      Out in space they're a sexy race   But aliens are not my piece of cake   Android [sex] have little dicks   Martians don't give me the kicks   There's just no kick   With a little dick      They were rotten little mean   Horny sex machines   In their dildo ship   That looked really hip   And cool   But I'm no fool   They showed their tools   (hahaha)      Out in space they're a sexy race   But aliens are not my piece of cake   Android [sex] have little dicks   Martians don't give me the kicks   There's just no kick   With a little dick   (x2)